batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

3oz:

studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

(Source: wurnbo)

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

(Source: nightlockandfoxes)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.